I like my pizza like I like my revenge.

His milkshake brings all the girls to the Valeyard.

Thanks for calling me stupid twice. In case I forgot the first time, I have a handy reminder later in the paragraph! Being stupid, I forget..

This gave me a big stupid grin on my face. I haven't had that courtesy of Star Wars in a while.

"And there's nothing better than an angel who's really good at sex, but then spends all the time after sex moping about said sex. Right? Moving on."

He's not really a god, but someone asked him if he were, and he knew he had to say, "Yes."

I really like the slow burn to Ford's unconvincing deadpan to Arthur in the bar in Hitchhiker's Guide. Arthur was just so preoccupied with his own little bubble, and the subsequent freak out quite a few scenes later, and the fast-paced introduction to the universe Arthur got thrown into what with the hitchhiking,…

No, Grudek, we're asking you what's wrong with society that a woman has no choice but to go back to her abuser. Imagine having to choose between living with an abusive asshole or potentially getting murdered if you leave him because the justice system won't protect you. This woman did leave her abuser. And her…

People?

I miss these...

The rules of afterlife are clearly laid out in the pilot.

They get ignored fairly early on.


Still an amazing show though.

So you think this is a big reveal? Like, perhaps up until this time the audience thought they were the Guardians of Ft. Lauderdale, or the Guardians of My Left Big Toe, or the Guardians of Exoplanet K-34592, but they really ruined it by giving away that they are in fact the Guardians of the Galaxy instead?

Unfair because all of Arrow's casting works like that. Still, it'll be interesting to see if/when Crixus and Captain Jack can finally have the throw down fans demand.

Donnie the *ass*assin.

I don't know if this makes me a bad person, but I have to say that if I were single, I would find a girl in a comic book store automatically at least one step more attractive than the same girl anywhere else.

As a night owl myself, I welcome you. Now I can whore out for stars 18 hours a day!

I am, but to be fair, the horse was hanging out in a downtown Metropolis office building that Superman decided to throw Zod through

For the record, I do realize the videos are double-posting, and no, I have no idea why. I assume it's because I forgot to properly sacrifice the chicken to the Kinja gods before posting.