I totally read this in Bane's voice, which made it even better.

The police should have realized that the beanbag is the natural ally of the college stoner.

I was wondering this, too. Assuming that these women are already licensed, shouldn't their tattoo photos already be on file? And if so, why are the cops doing anything besides confirming licenses? And quite honestly, I don't understand the rationale behind needing tattoo photos for matching women with licenses. If…

Can we all stop using "nobody used to care about my victim's demographic" as an excuse? Is it illegal? Yes. Then quit your whining, you jerk. I seem to remember that a teacher at the expensive NY prep school accused of abusing his students used the same type of defense. Something along the lines of "in the 70s we…

Mashiro can't believe her show didn't get chosen.

I would also recommend not working for Walmart. The smaller the company, the better they are prone to treating you. The documentary is on Netflix as an online streaming option. It's subtitled, but it provides a sense of perspective that I think someone who is unhappy could really use.

She'd have done better with a Dodge Monaco.

Annnnd insert comment about Mail Order Bride catalog here.

A young woman dying from cancer is succumbing to disease. Dying because of your addiction is stupid.

Burt, I usually agree with you. But I posted this earlier in a different thread and feel it bears repeating here. ....
I'm clearly in the minority here, and I don't know Jared whatshisname outside of being Dean on "Gilmore Girls", and I'm sure his PR people tore him a new one. But he does have a point. Honestly, PSH…

It's kind of funny that they have black people in the ads, but they don't particularly like having black customers.

Welcome to Dickens' America.

Unfortunately that ass backwards logic seems to work sometimes. Affluenza much?

You . . . don't sound like a nice person. I'm sure you'll do very well at Gawker Media.

What these guys said. My music is important to me, as are my books and films. I want to own it, not license it from a company that may cease to exist one day, and only when an Internet connection is available (other customers of Time Warner Cable will understand). A good-quality MP3 is small, reliable, and mine.

You have much to learn my friend.

I was always under the impression that it's in the future. I haven't read the manga, but my speculation was that humans created the titans in the first place, in some stupid plan to unite the world.

Evil corporation treats regular person like shit. Regular person still professes love for evil corporation. American love story.