Imagine that: cops totally abusing their power to act like their above the very laws that they're supposed to enforce. I'm shocked, SHOCKED that there's gambling in this establishment!

Dispatch: Accident involving Donut boat, all units respond.
Boat Cops: 10-4
*crash*
Boat Cops: Fuck.

"Pardon me stewardess, I speak Jive."

I've never given to a kickstarter campaign before but if you put this up there I'll donate.

The comment that presently appears to the left of yours says something about rent-a-husband services. So the Hallmark sequel will be a movie where a busy couple each separately rents a husband and wife. Through a series of ridiculous situations (most likely a series of screw-ups by the rental spouses), the rental…

Goldfish, you forgot Goldfish.

The Man of Steel sequel's biggest problem won't be the cast, it'll be that it was created by the same people that created Man of Steel.

I like the show because it's relatable. I understand everything she's going through right down to when situations seem to be specially crafted by a story board committee for maximum psychological scaring.

To make it much worse, I'm pretty sure this was the same prosecutor.

Am I the only one here who assumed when he said "sham of a marriage" he was referring to the fact that they were treating it like some kind of fucking fundraiser??

If your hands get oils on them in the 30-45 seconds it takes to do this, I strongly suggest seeing a doctor, something is dreadfully wrong with your body if you oil up enough to do anything to raw eggs that quickly.

Just use your fingers, I seperate them easily with two bowls. One to hole the whites, one to hold the yolks, crack with your favorite hand then dump the egg contents into your fingers over the whites bowl... repeat.

The answer is not to try to hide by using the suggestions in the article. The answer is to recognize that the biggest thread and the most direct enemy of a US citizen is the US Federal Government. We created the monster and it decided that it would rather be our master. It's time to recognize that Republicans and…

To be fair, the executive does have a point. People do try to look their best for special events. I certainly remember how, much like Merida for her coronation, in order to look good for Prom I worked out a little more, ate better and had my waist, shoulders and hips painfully shaved down with a belt sander.

Anyone older (wiser) would realize that this is basically slave labor.

Looking at Google Wallet, I get: