There are worse asses you could be kissing.

I don't… I don't think I want to see that movie. :(

If only a moose would track its way through some gold. Then you'd really be set.

What?! Aw man. You have all the pizza and I have none.

Dude, nice. I also like ice cream!

Well, OK, but I did eat the chocolate part already.

HIS OPINION IS DUMB AND BAD AND SO IS YOURS! SORRY!! THE WAY IN WHICH I HAPPEN TO FEEL ABOUT THIS TRAILER IS THE REAL CORRECT AND COOL WAY TO FEEL ABOUT IT!!!

It's a good trailer, but also ice cream is delicious. Anyone here into ice cream?

I-I don't know what to do with this information. Could you please be a lot angrier or a lot happier about The Foo Fighters?

Damn it! But I love that card!

No-Snark-March is a really good idea!

I am. I'm looking!

Uh, I'm pretty sure his name is Adam. You're probably getting him confused with Andy Sandler.

All my exclamation points and question marks merged into interrobangs. What the hell am I supposed to do with these things‽

What are you dripping with, then? I hope it's not love because that sounds gross.

Do I think they should be together? Yeah. Do I think half the movie should be one long scene where they touch each other's wieners and butts? Of course I do.

Those games didn't have Pikachu. Pikachu is cute.

That nutrient paste thing wouldn't really work, right? Like to even try
it would be a terrible idea, right? Especially in real life? Just double-checking here.

I feel like I shouldn't want to watch something "rapetastic," but you make it sound so exciting!

Friend, you could be the most smug.