Say what you will about Full House the show, but I still think the first few books were amazing.

It sounds like he's really Robin you the wrong way.

What? But that piece of shit had, like, zero dinosaurs!

Apology accepted!

It's a pretty ridiculous comparison to make. I mean, Kanye has already sold WAY more albums than Einstein ever did.

Yeah, they bite.

I agree. "Cumedy" is much better.

My favorite of the Berlin trilogy!

As long as I don't have to eat Chinese food while watching.

Personally, I think you should be able to have both. If you meet a guy with a cock but no butt, that's on him.

I hope you have a nice day too.

Even if you gave up and didn't come up with a joke, I still appreciate it. It's the thought that counts.

That's OK, because if you're a monster that means you can do the Monster Mash. To Kill a Mockingbird is an amazing book, don't get me wrong, but the Monster Mash is a graveyard smash. It's a pretty damn good trade off, if you ask me.

You should write a song about how no one who writes songs has anything to say.

Good call, WALRUS KING. I also think he should touch butts with every guest.

That really struck me about Tetra when I replayed Wind Waker last year. Like, oh… I guess the boldest and most proactive character in the game is just going to go sit uselessly and helplessly in a cave from now on. That's cool, I guess.

What you've said is true. And those are just examples we KNOW OF. I suppose it's just hard for me to wrap my head around. I want to take the higher moral ground, I guess, but there's too much great art made by troubled minds and no way of knowing who they really are and what really goes on anyway. Hm.

I don't check the rap sheet of those people, but their names also aren't on the cover of a Chris Brown album. Just his. It's all about his name and his image, despite whatever work others contributed, and so any other shitty person wouldn't be profiting in this situation anyway if not for him. Right?

Maybe this is on me, but I feel like by listening to a shitty person that I'm also passively endorsing their shitty behavior. I wouldn't listen to Chris Brown despite his actions because I wouldn't want to perpetuate his success in any way.

Haha, what? A bathtub? But that's no place to be eating spaghetti!