Man, some of the $#*! that guy's dad said… Those are memories I'll hold on to for a lifetime.

Sorry, but I won't listen to Kanye because I just don't like what he stands for. *goes back to listening to the super racist/homophobic "One in a Million" by Guns n Roses*

Whoa. I think I need to lie down for a minute.

You mean like toe-mayt-o, toe-maht-o?

You say "Rotten Tomatoes," and I say "Rotten Tomatoes"

"Hey, look at me, I have an opinion! I feel a way about a thing!" LOL

Hey, why don't we all just die? That seems to be the cool thing to do now.

Can and will!

KANYE WEST GUILTY… of putting out another great album!

Thankfully, I'm pretty well-trained at using "é". I always knew talking about Pokémon in AOL chat rooms when I was 12 would pay off someday.

People commenting who have never listened to a rap song on purpose? I don't know, that sounds pretty appropriate for the Grammys.

Hey, Doublejeans
don't make it bad
take a bad pun and make it beeeetter

I did. Sorry. This is totally on me, guys.

Well, at least now I know one more thing that it isn't. I'm that much closer to solving this puzzle.

I believe it's more like taking any two characters (of
whatever gender) and pairing them up, romantically or I guess just
sexually. I think that header image and my really dumb example gave the
impression homosexuality is involved when it isn't necessarily. But you might ship a couple on a show if you're not sure…

Shipping is when you envision a relationship between two characters. Sort of like if you were to make up a story where Mario and Luigi kiss because Nintendo won't do it no matter how many times you ask.

Keep fucking that ghost bro things will be ok

Then stay tuned for Talking Chris, where Chris Hardwick recaps all the great Chris Hardwick shows.

Public Execution: the Musical!

Lemmings, now that was a fun game. Kanye should make a new version of that!