He's amazing, but for some reason I never realized until just now how hungry his acting makes me.

That's after the Nixon scandal but before people start getting harassed over sexism in video games.

It is when they're based in hatred, yeah.

What makes him smug? Smiling? Being an upbeat, carefree guy?

I bet that guy wears 0 hats at a time. Maybe 1, tops.

Man, I'm sorry to hear that. I hope if they ever have you back you get to do one of those fun song and dance numbers in the opening instead.

Oh, yeah, good call. He seems super into it.

Kids might enjoy the original, but think about how little money it's making at this point. Also, think about how much money a new one could make!

Next you're going to tell me the dog from Frasier is dea… oh… oh no…

I'd make another pun here if I remembered a single other thing about the movie.

Yeah, I'm going to need to see Popeye rap at least a little bit. Also, spinach makes him better at rapping.

Yeah, but there probably wouldn't be an article to comment on at all if not for their public personas.

Judge Judy makes it onto the the Supreme Court, and meanwhile my constant attempts to get Mills Lane into the White House continue to go unnoticed. :(

Gener's back!

It's too difficult to say for sure, but I definitely think he might think he might be They Might Be Giants.

I'm still waiting for the series where guys record themselves making fun of guys who recorded themselves playing video games.

I think that's part of what makes it so jarring. When someone told me this morning that he died I thought they must be saying the wrong name or something, and that they had David Bowie in their head by mistake because of his new album release. I kept thinking, "What? No, he's fine. He just put out an album. He's…

But you're Saturday Kid. The weekend is your time to shine. :(

I have to say, I found this story pretty riveting. On top of that, I now understand not only the appeal of hanging with ol' Dirtbike, but also why I, as any geek off the street, would be unqualified to do so.

Just imagine they're not wearing shirts under the squirrel suits. I mean, it's possible. All sorts of crazy stuff could be going on under those squirrel suits. Anyway.