I didn't see it, but apparently Floyd Mayweather fought Birdo last night? Not sure who won, but I have to imagine those eggs at least did some damage.

Yeah, let's all leave our children with BEARS.

I was a kid when Ellen DeGeneres first came out, and all the talk about her on the news was the first time I had ever really heard her full name. It was a long time before I realized they weren't calling her "Ellen the Generous," a title which I had previously concluded was given to her for being generous enough to…

I get along with Pokemon better. My friends always freak out when I catch them, keep them all in their own individual confined space, and force them to fight other captives.

He's got nothing left but it's all right

If you "cum jack black" please see a doctor IMMEDIATELY.

I don't think there's a level of success which would keep me from feeling like I'm being openly mocked in that situation.

I'm going to upvote this, but I want you to know I'm not happy about it.

Wish we could do you that solid. I really do.

Wait, is your name Al, like short for Albert, or is it AI, like artificial intelligence? Because I'm going to come out and say that I think robots should NOT be making podcasts.

I'm doing a reboot of The Brave Little Toaster, but it's just me singing "Worthless" alone in my room.

STOMACH EAGER
FOR FEEDING
DON'T GIVE A FUCK
IF I BURN MY MOUTH EATING

I think the same thing every time I see him. It's like that dumb sketch SNL did a few times where Barack Obama would become The Rock Obama

It does feel like they're just playing pretend, in comparison. I've been a casual fan of The Manic Street Preachers for a while now, but somehow it wasn't until earlier this year that I really got into The Holy Bible. It was a while before I could get into any music after because I wanted it all to be that dire and…

We get it, AV Club. Gay sex is cool and fun and we all love having gay sex with each other. Can we move on now?

My mom has always been big on Christmas music, and I remember being in her car several years ago as she was listening to Elton John's Christmas Party, a compilation album of Christmas songs by various artists curated by Elton John. "December Will Be Magic Again" by Kate Bush came on and I remember being captivated by…

It's real if Dio sings. Unless he did it now, seeing as he would probably be a hologram.

If you ask me, Keith Richards is old and not young, and doesn't understand youth culture music because it's new music for young people and he makes old music for old people. He's been alive for a long time and his rock and roll band, The Rolling Stones, put out their best work a long time ago, so it sort of makes…

At least he ended up feeling bad about it, unlike Mario. God only knows how many Yoshis that guy has killed without even thinking twice.

But how do you feel about Premium Rush?