I'll never be able to think about Humble Pie again without thinking about Tom Scharpling's recent story of encountering Patti Smith in an elevator and awkwardly asking her, for some entirely inexplicable reason, if she ever saw them back in the day.

Too soon.

When a comedian is really loud, it's almost hard to not think they're covering up for the fact that they're not actually that funny. But I think Billy is. I really enjoy the character of himself that he plays on Billy on the Street, where he's immediately exacerbated by anyone who doesn't really care about pop culture…

I think part of the difference there is that actors aren't typically playing themselves or being given the credit for the words coming out of their mouths. It'd be more like someone becoming famous for their paintings when they can buy the best paint and hire the best painters in the world to do the actual work…

Harvey Beaks looks like it wants to be a Cartoon Network show. That has to count for something, right?

Hey, Nickelodeon has… Spongebob, still, I guess?

Well, I guess I don't feel as bad about seeing her whole persona through that sort of filter then. And Wayne Coyne too, unfortunately.

Everyone knows old people don't make jokes, they're too busy spending what little energy they have left on coaxing their hearts to keep beating.

Will someone shut that man up?

And hey, even if it doesn't do well, coffee's only a dime.

d. lang

He was good on Futurama too. You know, despite all his work in politics and his efforts bringing about awareness to the crisis of global climate change, I think what I'll always remember most is the laughter.

Exactly! Like, I know it's a funny pun or whatever, but I think it should be stressed that Joe Biden has just been biding his time, regardless of whatever his last name just so happens to be.

To me, a lot of it feels like music designed for 15-year-olds to feel cool about the fact that they're hearing about weed, sex, etc. It's weird to see someone like Charli XCX dancing on top of a school bus and singing, "I don't want to go to school/I just want to break the rules," when she's old enough to never have…

I remember getting angry as a kid when he'd say "Ugly shot!" Oh, really? Ugly shot? I'd like to see you do better, asshole.

I wish that's all The Flaming Lips had to contribute.

Gloria Allred? She's not even a little red. This is bullshit!

It's the thought that counts, if you ask me. You got out there, threw out some jokes. That's all anyone could really ask.

Yeah, in charge of getting beat up. I'M COMING FOR YOU NERDS!!

While I find that both interesting and informative, the fact that he would kill those other animals but not that bear makes him seem like even MORE of a bear to me. Like maybe that bear was his brother or something? I don't know. I just don't know.