I'm just worried audiences will find it jarring to have late night host on who can actually deliver a monologue.

My grandpa is an old, white American dude, and I'll have you know he's only kind of racist!

What? Chis Benoit always seemed like a pretty cool guy to me. Did something happen?

Wait, I thought he was a bear, and that's where "teddy bear" came from. I'm so confused.

He also did a voice in one of the TV movies a few years ago, if I remember right. I guess it's not any weirder than Patti Smith singing about Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

He won't kill you. He might shout at you about deodorant, though.

Joe Bitin' (like "Joe Biden" but I changed it to "Bitin'" because bears bite people so this is a pretty fun addition I think)

I met a Nate who wasn't from Nashville and he was just OK. Nate the OK. Could you imagine?

I named mine "The Wicked Messenger," which is odd when you consider that I don't actually remember how that song goes.

"Blowin' in the Wind," "Like a Rolling Stone," "Sad Eyed Lady of the Lowlands"… so many classics about his dick.

I guess I don't understand how glossing over misogynistic lyrics is all that different than passively endorsing them, in a way. All it really does is help to perpetuate it, like when people tell women to ignore it when being riddled with horrible comments on Twitter. Right? I mean, I don't know. If I read a book with…

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I'll only watch if there's an entire episode spent getting knocked off platforms by medusa heads.

Are you Poland my leg here?

Well, I did make my igloo out of dippin' dots. It's the dwelling of the future!

It seems all we can do now is hope that one of the bears in The 2 Bears is an ice bear.

If you know a better way to clean a window, I'd like to hear it!

That always nagged at me in the skit because I'm pretty sure that Bruce
Dickinson only worked on some 2000's reissues/remasters of Blue Öyster Cult
albums, as opposed to any of the original albums or songs themselves.
Then again, if I remember right they got band member names mixed up in
the skit too.

I heard Norm and Darrell were originally supposed to take turns doing the commericals, but Darrell kept cutting.

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