Deleted because I can't distinguish between Neil and Nell.

Three cheers for low maintenance "unprofessional" hair!

You saying that someone said they saw a video containing this position is known as double hearsay, which means it proves NOTHING. Therefore, please provide links to primary sources, so we can get to the bottom of this controversy.

Based on my unscientific, non-random study, I'd guess it's about even, with the 90 degree angles slightly more common. All the best penises are 45 or less, imho, so congrats!

It's the best one. You never see it in porn for that reason.

I wandered over to CL to search for the guy's contact link. The post appears to have been taken down. I did find this righteous response though.

I will admit to a history trolling craigslist posters, but I'm just too lazy today. Let's hope some energetic people pick up the slack today.

Perfection! Now, what unsolicited service does he not know he's missing, like so many preempted compliments? Penis enlargement? Hair restoration? Charm school?

Why, Miss Savoy! Is that caazhmeer??! It matches your EYEZZZ!

Some good advice that you just didn't take!

I just learned what my "evil cackle" sounds like.

It feels like a dare to me.

do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

I don't know what this bean situation is up there, but white beans fried with garlic and rosemary is a great breakfast. Yum!

What I love about her is the intense caterwauling she inspires. Her work to me is just alright, but she pokes at a wound in society that needs to be to be debrided. It feels good.

All the best penises are growers IMHO.

I forgot that tidbit! Wasn't there a tinge of "too sexually aggressive" in his critique of her? I love her even more. If she is aware at all of this situation, I hope she just laughs and laughs. #teamCRW

I've always thought "chunkier Reese Witherspoon" sounded like a total fox, and I imagine being spurned by Ross Doubthat was one of those lucky turning points in her life.

I guess we need to start trolling, if only temporarily, if we want to be kinja-worthy?

I had in mind Rex from The Ghost and Mrs. Muir, as pictured above, not the elderly version.