I love this comment. I hope your point creates a black hole that sucks in and obliterates all the lesser points on all the bell hooks/Beyonce articles.

Drinking coffee is the ultimate freedom. She's definitely got a head start on solving the mysteries of existence.

Oh! Yes, it is. You are better at reading child's cursive! I'm relieved for Oliver's sake.

What about showing up to court and knowing nothing about the facts or the legal claims? I do not like those dreams at all!

Tess also summed up at 1:00 the thesis of the sleep expert that was on Fresh Air a while back. Tess!

Is that kid's name Oeiner? How is that pronounced? Because my immediate instinct was to hear it as "wiener". :/

I wonder if a very different dynamic is present when there are small grandkids of inept adult children involved. I feel like I see this scenario much more than a childless adult being allowed to move back in. The pressure on the grandparents to do all the chores in the interest of caring for the grandkids would…

There was a story on her watching Homeland. She cussed out a red carpet correspondent for spoiling the finale. I think it was the same article about her fan girl gushing all over the red haired guy from Life (better show).

I concur with that list and I will add "don't open the door naked" and "I would like to poop alone please".

Ok. I get it now. I personally don't mind hearing it at the doctor's office, but that's all I've got.

I've been trying to decode your comment for a while now. Help? Put you pants back on has no good context? Ok, but Scattergories ties in because?

By this metric, mine is apparently "look" as in shut up and listen because I'm trying to talk some sense into you. But if we were being more scientific about the data collection, I'm sure that "put your pants back on" would he determined to be my true line.

I deeply resemble this comment: "spend a great deal of time entertaining myself while others look on with silent, disapproving stares"

Not all invisible dragons.

Coconut? Nutmeg? Peanuts? Even Snoopy? EVEN WOODSTOCK?!

Not all generalisations. I wish you wouldn't generalize about generalisations. How are you going to get any support from generalisations when you talk about them that way?

Not all dads.

Not all periods are like that though.

Not all broad gerneralized statements though.

Not all genders.