I've only seen "truck toy" and "doll toy". I guess that is supposed to get around the boy/girl issue, but it's an obvious proxy. Especially when the "truck" toys are all licensed character figurines.

America's Roller Coast? Do they still call it that?

"Who lets someone knock on their door at 7 am without getting their gun?!?!"

This mindset is EXACTLY why this type of advice is bullshit. So asshats like you can point to one of the 1,001 ways a woman is supposed to not get raped and then absolve themselves from caring. Not my problem indeed.

The OP himself gives a great example of the contradictory "advice" with #2! Fight like hell. Or play dead. One or the other. We'll let you know which would have been the right choice after the rape.

I'm always amazed by people with careers that seem predestined by their names. Today we have the sex researcher named Fallis. Excellent.

I don't even remember why, but of all the trolls and general fuckwits, this one is the one whose name I remember. That's quite a distinction. He's an especially heinous individual.

But I'm not pregnant! 0.0

I've had these dreams too! They aren't abnormal, right? Right?!

I'll wager she hasn't had a husband or kids since 1963, as clean as that house is!

I come from one of those types of hometowns. It's hard to reconcile my concept of Pizza Hut, formed in childhood, with the unpleasant reality of the dingy carry out store fronts in the rest of the country.

Sounds like a good pet name for my boyfriend.

As someone with a "nickname" on my birth certificate instead of the traditional long form of the name, I wholeheartedly disagree. It's always been a source of angst for me.

You know who could have faked this though? God. Because the patriarchy is an abomination in His eyes.

Spring jackets for kids! Exactly where this tirade started two weeks ago. I haven't been able to let it go yet. Sometimes I feel like going on a Pretty Woman "I got money to spend here!" rampage.

What's the point? It's finally get slightly warm out but the stores have rolled out the swimsuits and the tank tops. I want to wear my new clothes tomorrow, not three months from now.

Rivers? Rogen? Top? The mystery is too much for me.

Isn't Blaine the Pretty in Pink guy? Maybe that is why it is well known. I'm sure I've never met a Blaine either but agree it's a known name.

I came up with Nom-a-dick in .5 seconds. No name is immune.

Maybe? I can't recall much main page shit-talking, aside from the photoshop fiasco with Lena Dunham which happened after the episode mentioning Jezebel was filmed. Most of the criticism comes from the comments. Considering the state of comments in many areas of the internet, I can't think that caused so much…