Listen, when Wharton graduates its students, they’re not sending us their best people. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with them. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, …

Her set was fucking A-MAZING.

If you heard the smokey eye, Aunt Lydia, or softball coach jokes as jokes about her appearance, that says more about you than it does about Michelle Wolf.

It’s all a game to these people. Cillizza views Trump and his Goon Squad the same way the Pelicans view the Warriors. Sure, they’re the opponent for a little while, but after it’s all over we should be cordial.

MAGA Haberman never fails to disappoint.

She is awful.

For next year’s dinner, someone should just read Donald Trump quotes/tweets and replace the people he goes after with WH and conservative pundits and see if they lose their minds.

And as always, Maggie Haberman was the Ground Zero of Dumbass Motherfucker Tweets on this topic. Motherfuck the New York Times.

One shot of vodka followed immediately by one large bite out of a Roma tomato? Have I been doing it wrong all this time?

Ketchup+Vodka. Right?

Bigly.

Dumb and idiotic bravado is an extremely winning combination. You can tell a lot about a person who openly mocks information.

I choose to believe that this greentext from 4chan about Bauer is 100% true.

I guess you could define “under siege” as “Facing a tiny bit of non-consequential scrutiny for murdering people of color at an astronomical rate.”

In 2016, a turbulent period when law enforcement officials were under siege across the U.S.

“Too many characters?” that’s basically what Marvel has been going for since the first Avengers. It’s a crossover event in the spirit of the original comic.

This sounds like a Pitchfork review, in that it takes something that’s recognized as good and shits on it for something so trivial

“Terez Owens could play a little himself back in the day.”

He said it would be great for the league to find a compelling spokesman — preferably a player — to promote all of the good things they were doing together.