Now check out Toto’s version of Hash Pipe (seriously)

I bet he’s real Madagascar this came out
(shows self out)

Came here to say that I totally agree with you. I wanted these reviews to enhance my experience of seeing a famous show for the first time - instead spoilers were casually tossed into the recaps and I had to stop reading them until I finished season 2.

Seems like it would have been very easy and very considerate to…

The league is bigger than it was when the rosters were set at 12 players per conference. Time to bump it to 15.

Yeah, this is actually an interesting NBA scenario tailor-made for Deadspin. This could have been a much better piece but they just went for the lowest hanging fruit without putting any effort into understanding or communicating the relevant context

This checks out

First Italian name that comes to my mind is Mario but I was basically raised by Nintendo. Still, I don’t think there’s any ambiguity there.

Came to the comments just to make sure this was here. Nice work

The Clay catch on the play before should have been a TD too, because when a dude catches it clean in their hands, crosses the goal line, and plants a knee on the ground they shouldn’t have to get the fucking catch notarized for it to be a catch. The current catch rule truly sucks and is actively making the product…

100% chance that Grey and Blue plays club rugby

My 2 year old daughter will often cut off my singing attempts with a loud “Stop” and the associated hand motion. It’s always immediately followed by

“...In the name of love, before you break my heart”
“...Collaborate and listen, Ice is back with a brand new invention”

I really hate the primary camera angle they use for this event. Way too intimate and lacking in context. Feel like I’m watching someone throw BP more than I’m watching these guys swat dongs. What’s wrong with the behind-the-pitcher-facing-the-batter angle that gets used for 99.9% of all baseball broadcasts?

Here in the NW, the prevailing theory on Kap not signing in Seattle is neither the media circus nor his ability as a QB...it’s Russell fucking Wilson. They didn’t want to create any semblance of competition or any situation where a Wilson slump would lead to calls for replacement. Dude is exceptionally sensitive and…

Episode 2 is the best episode of the season, easily

Blazers make a ton of sense as a trade partner here

I have great mammaries of Emmitt. He was a bacon of light.

Creamed corn or gtfo

Looks like today’s episode features sour grapes

That’s what we in the business call “Cowherd face”

amirite?