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Deadspin sure likes to talk a big game and get on its high horse but deep down you know they’re just jealous of the way Barstool has disrupted the online game by...*checks notes* having pictures of girls in bikinis.

Hey, some of my best friends are bar stools.

Dang it’s crazy how much those brooms actually end up doing, didn’t realize that.

I have no idea how these fellas haven’t earned a huge endorsement deal yet. Just imagine the amount of pussy Swiffer money could get you.

It’s the catchers’ fault. Should have called for their sliders.

Don’t forget that Sinclair also wanted its stations to run a ridiculously biased anti-Kerry documentary back in 2004. They actually backed down, but now that Trump is president they might just say “Fuck it” and air it next week.

You briefly touch on this, but Sinclair is cheap as fuck. I was listening to On the Media and they talked about an anecdote from Fox 45 here in Baltimore, where in order to get into the supply closet to get a pen, they need two managers present with two keys. It’s like trying to launch a goddamn nuke.

“Boban not ‘take’ ball. Boban care for ball and raise her right.”

As distinct from those street magicians out there making mom proud.

He looks like a disgraced street magician.

Hot take: I would hire a conservative writer (if I was in the market for one) who actually said women who have abortions (and the doctors who perform them) should be jailed and/or given the death penalty.

Because that writer is actually being honest about the conservative point of view toward women and their…

Just search “Boban holding things” to seem him with a gallon of ice tea, a cell phone, a human baby or a bottle of champagne (which he holds like most of us hold a beer bottle).

Conservatives: We demand a free marketplace of ideas where our intellectuals are judged by their words

Is your remote on your roof?

Now I wanna see him hold other regular objects, like a beer can, a comcast remote, or an ocelot just so I can see how small they would look. Also I would like him to find my remote.

POTUS couldn’t do that with a lime.