That day officially began at 11 a.m., per his public schedule, when Trump received his daily intelligence briefing.

“God, these people disgust me with their sexism and backward traditions.”

I keep harping on this, (stick to sprots!) but Boomers are (and have been) the greatest threat to America as the founders saw it, and have been since they were given the right to vote in 1970. They were given everything, grew up during the most prosperous time in american history, and promptly fucked every coming…

“We need to stay out of politics. That’s been my message.”

Just experienced my first Spring break as a dad. Working on a good list of my own:
1) No, you can’t just sit inside and watch cartoons all day.
2) It has not been an hour. We literally left the house 5 minutes ago.
3) Think about what you want to eat for lunch. (2 hours later) WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON’T KNOW?! I told you…

Unchanged, but moxie was through the roof.

What was the impact to the vim and vigor levels of the panel?

I FEEL LIKE WE JUST TALKED ABOUT THIS HANNAH IT’S LIKE YOU’RE NOT EVEN LISTENING

The reviewing umpire should have to put in a token into the replay machine and if he hasn’t finished in two minutes, he has to put his pants back on and stick with the original call.

Also the title of my sex tape.

The two minute limit should be an actual limit. If you can’t tell what the hell happened after two solid minutes of looking at slow-mo replays, the call on the field stands and life goes on.

However in this situation it took them over 4 minutes...

Man, motherfuck baseball, sometimes.

I enjoy how people fap over strategy in NL baseball (OMG, it’s a DOUBLE SHIFT. I AM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND HERE), and get mad when teams do something that anybody in any other sport would do.

And then would have brought over a delish casserole.

The Twins batter would have politely bunted directly into the shift and stood at home plate not attempting to advance to first while the Orioles completed the force out. Because that’s the unwritten rule!

So the Twins wouldn’t have taken advantage of the Orioles’ defensive alignment in that same situation? The Twins wouldn’t have noted “hey they shifted their infield, now there is a vulnerable spot where once there was none” and acted accordingly? Did the Twins just admit that they are a stupid baseball team?

Ya know, at the start of the game, BOTH pitchers are working on perfect games. It really is rude of any batter to try to get a hit in that situation.

“Obviously, we’re not a fan of it. He’s a young kid. I could’ve said something at 2nd base but they have tremendous veteran leadership over there.”