Old white person has the oldest whitest take.

Yeah they really buried the part about carefully moving the part of the wall, intact, inside. But that would make for a less obvious straw man villain.

That’ll teach those assholes for trying to run a successful business after carefully removing and preserving something people like.

I don’t know if you’re new to this website or what, but “balanced perspective” and “Hamilton Nolan” are what we like to call mutually exclusive.

Fuck, you write a whole reasonable piece and I almost start to agree with you and then you make an exception for Bruce Fucking Springsteen? If anybody needs their shit cut to a reasonable length it’s acts that ooze self-importance.

Also he should be pushed into a river to see if he sinks or floats and if he floats he should be burned at the stake.

I don’t think that is enough. He probably should be banned from the league and arrested for assault.

Jesus Goathumping Christ, is Stelter really already going for the “on both sides” bullshit? Has he swallowed THAT much rightwing semen that he’s already leaping to equate traumatized highschool students with NRA and Ingraham and Jones and other frothing gunsuckers? I’ll retire to bedlam.

An alternate perspective in the interest of sanity:

Can’t go wrong with the classics.

We’re all Schroedinger’s liberal: simultaneously a precious snowflake and a violent antifa thug.

This is the correct take.

But remember that liberals are the precious snowflakes.

I used to think that absolutely no one needed an AR-15 or similar assault weapon for self defense/protection. But seeing how frightened so many people are of this teenager, maybe I was wrong. The world is a very scary place to them, apparently.

How about you just leave after 20 minutes so it’s less crowded for the rest of us who enjoy music? Thanks!

they’re still a few steps ahead of the Brewers

Yes, I can confirm or deny this.

IF he (she?) can fend off Beau Titsworth in Sweet Sixteen.

Narwhals Mating vs. Makenlove Petit-Fard is a Duke / Kentucky caliber matchup.

Nobody is beating Dr. Narwahls Mating.

Using “cake eater” actually shows a fairly on point grasp of socio-economic disparities between urban Minneapolis (generally poorer/non-white) and the outlying suburbs (more affluent/white (primarily Edina)) that I didn’t get until I lived in Minnesota for eight years.