Those FGCU alums sure age quickly.

Someone needs to make a GIF of the one male cheerleader's reaction around the 30 second mark.

BURN! +1

I'm pretty sure my post was sarcasm as well, sir.

STFU fanboi. For those of us who like to do serious iTunesing, the $50 cards are the only way to go. Have fun with your little kiddie $15 piece of junk. I'll be here with my thicker, mor durable, better value $50 card.

He killed those 23 babies in self-defense!

Jets home game = no game at the same time on Fox (unless the Giants are playing too)

Gary Oldman is a truly incredible actor.

Sorry, but I don't see the resemblance.

By my count, you went 7 for 52 (.135). Is there any chance that second baseman for the Brewers is in your future?

The Los Angeles Galaxy *were extremely happy to visit the White House.

Leafs fall once again

It seems all of Chicago's JFK/LBJ suporters died before 1960.

It's easy not to feel pain when you don't have soul.

The result wasn't moved down; it was removed altogether.

"Rihanna, Doggystyle, and Tons of Other Hits"

Meanwhile, Hank Steinbrenner bemoans the possibility of a rematch with the SEC.

I'm pretty sure the guy in the Wizards jersey is actually wearing a Roger Mason Jr. #8 jersey, not Gilbert Arenas.

Yes, let's base our policy around the extremely rare case instead of the common occurrence. Over the past decade, there have been around 100 deaths from school shootings within the United States. That's all schools K-12 + colleges. So let's say there are on average 10 deaths a year (the median is actually less) in the…

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