Rex Ryan just ejaculated.

Better do a lumbar puncture

This was much less awkward than the announcement of the Chris Benoit death.

I would say worst cover athlete ever, but...

So Vick was defeated by the Dawg Pound? Oh, the irony.

Thieving bastards

That's what you get for selling defective discs Z.

This is how you combat ticket scalping. [badgerherald.com]

Don't worry. Cookie's still there to lend you an elbow to the jaw.

You're supposed to leave the knife behind when you're finished carving the ham, Baron.

There's no reason to live!!! Where's my kayak!?

Pitino got 39 minutes and 45 seconds Morehead than he could handle.

Unfortunately, it only responds in the form of a question?

Even the proofreaders are turned away by the new site design.

I'm calling shenanigans. There's no way any human being, even one with tiger blood and Adonis DNA, would be able to text with fire-breathing fists.

I guess Rob Lowe has lion blood.

I didn't know trolls were given stars.