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Charles Widmore
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I didn't know trolls were given stars.

@aelver: This surprise even me, and I tend to fashion myself as one who knows quite a bit about time travel.

This surprise even me, and I tend to fashion myself as one who knows quite a bit about time travel.

This surprise even me, and I tend to fashion myself as one who knows quite a bit about time travel.

What about Bennett Salvatore's 2006 NBA Championship victory?

I here Spielberg is going to swap out the walkie-talkies for iPhones in the 30th anniversary edition of E.T.

I here Spielberg is going to swap out the walkie-talkies for iPhones in the 30th anniversary edition of E.T.

She probably shouldn't have set her status as "in an open relationship and it's complicated".

She probably shouldn't have set her status as "in an open relationship and it's complicated".

She probably shouldn't have set her status as "in an open relationship and it's complicated".

Most powerful man in PC gaming you say?

He killed those 23 babies in self-defense!

The irony is, he could have injected that $38 million straight into his bloodstream to cure his HIV.

A Catholic institution ignoring sexual assault? No way!

"There must be a way we can fine James Harrison for this"

It would have been quite awkward when Tom Bergeron told us to vote online, by phone, or by texting a picture of our penis to Brooke Burke.

You can barely see his horns!

They say everything's bigger in Texas, except for steroid shrunken testicles.

Arson. So easy a caveman can do it.

Where did you find R. Kelly's police sketch?