As assault charge (I assume because he bumped a dancer) as well as terroristic threatening? We haven’t militarized our entire life or anything have we?

All those years working for House gave Tomlin a keen wit

Gosh, I hope getting to meet Messi was worth him losing his security job.

Admittedly, at times like these it is sometimes hard to see the Sunni side of things.

He did it all wrong, he should have pitched a tent. He’s in Maricopa county.

My dad has MLS.

You should always hit on a soft 17.

What better occasion to bring your guns out than when your son announces he's discovered who he really is?

Considering the first kick is a free kick, not a penalty kick, your "clarification" is even more confusing.

kay