It's going to be awkward when he's asked to try on his Hall of Fame jacket.

@Julian Vargas: *testicle

They're proper name is the Jew Jersey Jets.

@Bertucci-Boyz: Will all of the photos will be grayscale?

@AdrianoBatista: *were

@lucasway89: Paul is dead.

"If I'm Rex Ryan, I keep my wife away from Antonio Cromartie"

Pittsburgh already has a basketball team. They're called the Pitt Panthers. What they need, is a Major League Baseball team.

Another computer has Ohio State finishing well? We know how this ends...

"You most likely know it as Myanmar, but it will always be Burma to me."

Apologies to Big Ben. It seems we have not yet reached the point in our history to where we feel comfortable electing a gray-penised man as the SHOTY. Although 2.5 brown penises is start.

Isn't the Heat Index already female-centric enough?

As in "No Ray, please don't stab me"? Or do they mean "No Donté, you're too drunk, and high, and rich, and stupid to drive"?

Is it honestly that hard to turn your phone sideways when taking a video? I guess that's why they live in Ohio.

Derek Anderson is who we thought he was.

I would have thought they'd try for a competitive football team first.

"Got my 80 votes in online…took 2 hours. I am beat"

At least he "accepts his role as the villain."

I know at least one person who will be watching.

@J-No: And crocs.