@OMG! Ponies!: Steve Jobs doesn't care about Windows users.

KG's legacy is fine. Something tells me that the group of people he insulted won't be around much longer.

Retirement: One more category where Kobe will never challenge Jordan

Reason 257 why you shouldn't play football in crocs: Lack of ankle support.

@Armen Tamzarian: The Broncos need divine intervention here. Luckily he's right on their bench.

Knowing Dwight, it better not be a gay wedding.

Rick - 15 seconds of brief,pure pleasure.

I think we just found the winner for worst call of the year. Apparently the ref and the announcer in the Auburn game lack object permanence.

@Phintastic: Fairly sophisticated for a Jets fan

Those pink breast cancer awareness cleats are a relatively mundane choice of footwear for Brett.

SC needs to be blitzing. Send more Cocks than a Brett Favre text message.

This is why I require AIDS tests for all my wives.

That's what you get for throwing your brother into the light, Jacob.

@CNega: ESPN should hold a one hour special to determine the cover athlete of 2K12

Race has nothing to do with it, it's homophobia. Why do we care so much that LeBron loves to suck cock?

Queue the media overreaction on the danger of being penetrated by hard wood.

@Natzzzzzz: Surprises me too. I though Andy Reid was already used to dealing with convicted felons in his home life.

Pittsburgh is a Charlie Batch injury away from having Randle El play quarterback.