@The_Night_Man_Cometh: Not if we call it enhanced objectification.

@SponsoredbyV8: Haha, good one.

I'm pretty sure 65 Canadian yards = 53.5 regular yards. You have to do the conversion Collinsworth.

Had he not let it out right then, he could have gotten Uromysitisis poisoning and died.

When is the Jeff Bridges ad era going to be over?

Barca, aka Spain + Messi, is going to end up winning both anyways.

LL probably stays crouched constantly since he always operates on the down low.

@EllipticSmile: Frank Gore for Heisman!

Another example of why you shouldn't take your coach to literally when he tells you to penetrate the defense.

Unfortunately, Reggie becomes only the first Bush to give back a contest he did not legitimately win.

If I'm Reggie Bush, I take the cover off my NCAA Football 07 case. - Tony Dungy

Don't you know anything about video games. The ratings max out at 999,999.

I guess you could say he's not too wise. Zing!

Mariotti shows as much respect for women as Reali does in rec soccer.

@Sheed's Bald Spot: What if I want to turn all of my hairs gray?

For Albert's sake, at least the rally isn't in Arizona.

@UkraineNotWeak: One would have to be high on codeine to get with that.

Even with less people at the ballpark, the beer lines will now be even longer.

Based on the size of the bulge, I'm predicting twins. No doubt the more intelligent, better groomed, non-heroine addict of the two will be a 49ers fan.

They were conspicuously less thrilled when Miss Philippines said she thinks "marriage should, like, be between a man, like, and a women, like".