Man. With an attitude like that, I bet Dave Roberts would be a fucking terrible designated driver.

It works for Donny Two Scoops. The DISHONEST MEDIA falls for it every time. “There’s an explosive new story about Trump’s connection to Iranian terrorists and ZOMG DID YOU SEE WHAT HE JUST TWEETED ABOUT PAUL RYAN.”

Kudos to him, for manufacturing the strawiest of straw men. What better way to quietly deflate the issue than to scream ‘HEY GUYS! KNOW ALL THAT STUFF YOU’VE BEEN WONDERING ABOUT ABOUT ME FOR SO LONG??! WELL IT’S TOTES TRUE, MAN! ASK ME ANYTHING ABOUT IT, SO LONG AS WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THIS OTHER THING, M’KAY?’

Damn. I coulda sworn all those ‘thoughts and prayers’ would’ve covered this sort of thing. Maybe they should add some ‘prayers going up’?

So it’s essentially the comments section of any given site, then? Such as this fine example? Awesome! It’s like a bootleg copy of an old ‘album’ that was nothing more than somebody taping the songs off the radio.

I appreciate their efforts, but the tone of their live-action remake of ‘Titanic’ was missing the tone, scope, and plot of the original, and was WAY too realistic. I give it....2 murderous icebergs out of 5.

Yeah, I wouldn’t stress about the attention, either, if I had a Presidential administration and a sizable chunk of an entire political party on my own personal leash.

It also puts you on the side of “stop complaining about police shooting black people without consequences.”

An investigation that could almost completely deconstruct the mechanism that is the only way the party in absolute power seized that power, with barely anybody in any position of any influence all that interested in pursuing it? Yeah, I’m not going to hold my breath for this one...

Sure, yes, I know there’s two sides to every issue, but if you’re on the side that makes Raj look like the better side, then you’re wrong and sad and your side is objectively terrible.

As I’ve reached the point where I’m so programmed into routine, I barely register most of any given day, I’m always intrigued to read about people who invest so much of themselves into the actual experiencing of things. This guy played on a wire over one-fucking-thousand feet in the air; meanwhile, I managed to try a…

Jesus. The concept of a ‘progressive’ Republican is still stuck half a fucking century behind the rest of society, and they’re about as rare as payphones these days.

I wonder if the central theme to these stories is that the idea is finally dawning on a much larger scale that this sort of behavior isn’t acceptable anymore. The stories surrounding dirtbags like Weinstein and Wieseltier don’t deal with anything new (the ‘casting couch’ has been a staple of Hollywood since silent…

I keep waiting for the lame-ass ‘apology statements’ to stop, because nobody believes them, and if the very first thing a person/company can think of is crass, hostile, or abusive, that pretty much is who they are.

The collective ‘harumf’ sound from Cardinal fans everywhere fell on the deaf ears of other fans, who wished they’d shut the fuck up for six seconds and actually enjoy the fucking game.

Actually, this is one time I don’t mind him going back on his word. Anything that gives him less power to do, well, anything is good. The last thing we need is him fucking around with things like privacy laws and Medicaid.

To the person in grey suggesting we offer thoughts and prayers instead of seeking justice for the little girl [eta: and shining a light on the enablers] - I hope you burn in hell for eternity.

My Haribo’s suddenly taste like disgust, revulsion, and repugnance. I find these flavors unappealing.

You had me at ‘nature shit’.

And, in taking a page from several small(er) market teams that also play in leagues involving revenue sharing, many of the smaller parks will end up merely pocketing the extra revenue, instead of spending it on improving the roster of mountains, trees, geysers and trails and all that other nature shit.