“I grew up in the Dogme 95 generation. The culture was completely different back then. You could grab ‘em by the pussy as long as you used natural lighting and diagetic music”

I tried In-N-Out on a few occasions, and what I remember more than the burger is the overwhelming awareness that I had, indeed, just finished a meal consisting of a burger, fries and drink, and was ready to get on with the rest of my day, much like with any other random, anonymous fast food meal. I was pleased, of…

I’ll be waiting to see if Von Trier releases a ‘Well, it wasn’t really a shirt. It was actually more of a sandwich, and, admittedly, it looked pretty good. The ‘shirt’ line was just a cheap shot to ruin her credibility as an actress, because she so successfully resisted my ‘charms’.’ statement.

Because ‘That King of Queens show was a huge hit, and we wanted to do it again’ didn’t sound as, you know, refined and professional-style.

How about “Today’s GOP - We Love Veterans, Especially The Dead Ones Because They Can’t Complain About Us Using Them As Props”

I suggest a new GOP slogan: “Today’s GOP—We Support The Veterans We Like, When We Think About It Or When It’s Convenient, Until They Need Actual Help, And Then They Can Go Fuck Themselves!”

Former Navy SEAL, who probably has all sorts of cool stories about how to kill a man with an American flag? Head of a merc group, supposedly kickin’ the asses of a bunch of innocent civi.....errr.....TERRORISTS? Supporter of Christian supremacy? Firm believer in outdated concepts that harken back to a time when…

Yeah, well, sorry, but they had a budget deficit, they’re being punished because God is pissed we all crack on the orange marshmallow, we can’t just stay down there forever because we have other commitments or something, and other bullshit excuses that said marshmallow and his fans use to basically tell everybody down…

I said the same thing....and once Lind made that error it was all happening in slow motion and you couldn’t stop it, but felt inevitable.

Lackey was acting like someone who, out of nowhere, right then and there, suddenly realized that their life had gone nowhere near where they wanted it to, and that the time to make serious changes was melting away much faster than they realized, so they’d better not waste any more of it.

Man, this story is like reopening an old would with an exquisite blade. I screamed at the TV “NOT BELINDA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING BRINGING HIM IN?!” or something to that effect (I forgot in a haze of shock and dread about what was going to happen), and watching it unfold was like those few milliseconds right before a car…

Ho...lee SHIT, this looks great!! I know trailers are basically nothing more than ‘fake news’ these days, but every vibe coming off this looks amazing. That cast, the character, the story....oh MAN, this is deliciously good.

Jesus....Woody fucking Allen. The only people who give a shit about what he thinks are intellectual try-hard ‘elites’ and Theater school snobs, because he hasn’t been actually relevant in decades, and his attitudes towards women are a more-refined Trumpian style.

McAdoo’s melodramatic quote indicates he would be a great choice for a ‘Real Head Coaches of (insert city name)‘ show on Bravo, as the ‘Dramatic Martyr’ character type. Raj and Andy Cohen should get started on this right away.

He also doesn’t believe in friendship and only uses those relationships for popularity or to get into their social circle.

Out of all the people Trump turns into suck ups, Pence comes off like the biggest suck up of them all. Either his daily humiliation is such that he’s acquired Stockholm Syndrome or he’s playing a really, really, really long game and just biding his time until Trump gets either impeached or arrested

Of course he did. His Admin choices read like a Who’s Who list of the very worst the right has to offer. Racism, greed, religious intolerance....it’s all right there. If Reagan was still alive, even he’d think this shit was going a bit too far.

Not getting much attention in the offense, and the team isn’t “interested” in trading him. That’s like being in a relationship with someone who suddenly ghosted you about two weeks ago.

Donnie likes to point out the excessive shortcomings of his minions only when it serves to humiliate them in front of others, because like many people of his ilk, he feels better about himself when shaming and humiliating others. He’s the type that’ll be a good friend when it’s just the two of you, but then will tease…

“Civil War Day”.