That’s because to human-ish types like Bezos, employees are no better than the tools or machinery that makes the company run, and can be just as easily replaced. “Fuck you. Deal, or leave.” is their management philosophy.

As shitty as his words are, over 65,000 people are in agreement, and that’s just those who are on Twitter. 65 fucking thousand people are in agreement with the idea that the First Amendment can be fucked around with on, basically, a whim.

God, we’re such a fucking embarrassment. I used to feel kinda bad about it, but I’ve become pretty numb to it over the years. Ignorance is like a merit badge around these parts.

Well, yeah, but if you ask his fans, drinking water disinfected with a goddamn toxic substance isn’t so bad because he pledged a million dollars to Houston! I bet Obama never allowed American citizens to have to choose between death from toxins or dehydration while he made wild, ridiculous promises that did nothing…

Kyrie and Mike Polk, Jr. should make a video together.

Isn’t NBC owned by Universal? I would imagine being owned by a major studio (or the NBCUniversal conglomerate; same difference) would have some impact on their willingness to air the dirtiest of laundry on a major Hollywood player.

While I hope he gets some significant jail time, I’d be happier if he were subjected to the same sort of treatment he dished out for such a long period of time. As well, if he’s in jail, his income is about zero, which means he wouldn’t be forced to work to pay off his debt to Smith, which would also be a nice…

His Grit Above Replacement scores are off the charts.

Wow. Seriously, a lazier, more immature version of any random bloviating upper middle aged pile of shitty opinions and inabilities to filter themselves dad was elected President. Shouldn’t the holder of such a lofty, critical position be more qualified....or qualified at all?

Oh. I thought the point was going to be some sort of warning about what being around Jay Cutler can do to a person. Never mind.

This is the gastronomic version of replacing fantastic sex with dental surgery, and it should not exist in a world where concepts like ‘joy’ still have a chance.

The Giants are like the black-sheep embarrassment of a son in an old money/pillar of the community New York family. But not in a party-boy, Jersey flavored sort of way, like the Jets. No, it’s more like the ‘bastard son who also has trouble functioning in society, who is shipped off to a residential facility far away’…

Jeff Lebowski, for example. I mean, that’s the epitome of stoner fashion.

This is some world-class fashion fuckups, and I say that having grown up in the 1980s. I can’t even tell what tone this is supposed to hit: is it supposed to be ‘winking cynicism’? Is it ‘knowingly ironic’? ‘Cheerfully sincere’?

His lawyer apparently describes things in terms a six year old would use. I’m surprised he didn’t stretch out his arms and say ‘He’s this innocent!’.

Nope, sorry, but it’s not happening. In fact, the ride’s just starting. The national psychotic break last November opened the door for this line of thinking, and since we’re stuck in the ‘It Don’t Matter, So Long As They’re White!’ craze, any dickhead out there suddenly feels like they’ve got a real shot at the…

And yet....his fans insist he’s doing so fucking much for the country! It’s unfathomable how selfish and criminally self-serving these fucking morons are, where they’re willing to unleash World Fucking War III just to purge their nationalistic and racist urges. I mean goddamn! Adults have to consider what they would…

With these weak-ass lies, Baker would’ve been better to come up with something completely over-the-top, like Strasburg was pulled into a miniature black hole or something. If you’re going to lie like a toddler, at least go big with it.

Which says a lot about the people who see him, hear what he has to say, and decide to support him. Hey, I’m all for non-professional politicians helping to break and rebuild a flawed system, but they should at least be able to read something more complex than a coloring book.

If my salary was based on “performance-based criteria”, I’d basically be a volunteer. I.....burned out a while back.