Agreed, Paulie. It’s been too damn long since I’ve watched Pink Floyd’s classic, and I appreciate the gentle reminder!

I guess the guard finally had enough of the A’s constant rebuilding/scrapheap shopping/furnishing bigger, better teams with peaking talent approach to roster management.

About the only thing I know about ATC work is that I could not possibly do it for a living. It’s about the only job where you’re expected to be perfect, all the time.

Regardless of the name you give him (because a ‘her’, doing something like this in this Admin? Ha! Good one!), he’ll be dangerously unqualified, grossly incompetent, wholly unsuitable for the position, and a fucking disgrace as a cabinet member. This Admin couldn’t name a competent person to flush a fucking toilet,…

Strange, this existing in a world where, if I’m to believe Pete King and the entire legion of reporters/talk show hosts/ESPN lackeys, NFL players are nothing but the very best male humanity has to offer. Why would paragons of virtue, hard work, humility, and respect need to be covered by such a relationship??

I, uh, didn’t realize I was supposed to have, well, any expectations of her. Frankly, I’d just as soon ignore her as the unimportant biological offspring of her awful human father, as I deal with my bigger worry about if there’s going to be anything left after he’s done skullfucking the country senseless.

At one time, I’m sure these post-game/fight interviews were meant to give the fan some sort of insight into how the players/fighters were thinking. That was a long time ago, though, and by now, I’m pretty sure we all understand how good winning feels, and how shitty losing feels. Now it’s just mostly a chance to hear…

My Pirates, of course, were happy to help the Cubs narrow the gap by putting the wood to Milwaukee, in some sad effort to get the popular guys to like them or some other shit...

Got mixed emotions on this one...

I would advise Cavs management to avoid my tactic when I was a young and awkward dater who wanted someone to get back with me—leaving increasingly desperate voice mails, texts, and/or emails promising to fix whatever horribly broken parts of me that turned them off.

The ‘Short Rental of a Pitcher Obtained Through Trading Prospects’ school of roster management is heartily endorsed by BOTH Larry Anderen AND Doyle Alexander!!

Again, it’s hilarious how this new facet that the Repubbers try to sell us on—macho, aggressive, tough as nails, uncompromising, etc, etc—turns to pathetic, immature whining every time they meet an obstacle. Fuck off, you overgrown sacks of white, whiny privilege.

Once I realized that, in my experience, FB serves more to strengthen the connection between people who already know each other in the real world, and less to develop new, real friendships, I found it easier to curtail my use.

Hey! Here’s an even more heroic and great idea! How about you Repubbers leave the fucking Affordable Care Act in place and let American citizens have access to decent healthcare?!

Holy shit, these are good ideas!! Alternate history meets original stories, and creates what would be fascinating TV.

I saw Jim Sterling do a quick playthrough, and while I’m not surprised it was removed, I am surprised it wasn’t for the frank stupidity of it.

This inanimate carbon rod!!

“DAMMIT! I should’ve gotten all those balls! GIVE ME THOSE BALLS! I’M THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN HAVE THEM!”—that douchebag guy who obsesses over catching baseballs in a way only an emotionally and socially stunted adult could

Ward noted later that it wasn’t the kiss that was really the issue. It was more that Puig feels the need to basically try to palm his entire face when he does it.

And just like that, all the progress Grilli had made in his campaign to turn his life around and actually feel good about his accomplishments and who he was as a person went straight down the fucking toilet. Oh yeah, that’s right, isn’t it, Fate, or God, or the Universe or whatthefuckever??! Heaven fucking forbid…