We fought two wars with the British Empire to stop eating those.

SOMEBODY SLAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEE

“...and can mix an excellent, and very strong, martini...” 

Finally an instance when shooting video in portrait rather than landscape is apropos.

He would have gone to see the games in person, but....you know....planes.

No, most scholars believe the Tacitus reference is genuine (though it’s not necessarily proof of anything except that there were Christians who believed in Jesus), and that at least one of the mentions in Josephus is based on an authentic reference, though it has most likely been embellished by Christian copyists.

Coldstone.

Oh Christ, this is going to become the country song version of “...in bed,” isn’t it?

When he’s forced to make an apology for these comments, he will also mention that he intends to finally live freely as a man whose name is Gay.

We Cancelled A Zoo!

I knew this was worth skipping as soon as I found out there’s a young version of The Hitchhiker in this but not a young version of Chop Top.