As a satisfied Windows user, this news really scares me.

You might try refreshing each tab 1 at a time. The audio should cut out until the page loads and then you'll know which one it is. You might even get lucky and the audio won't start back up. Personally I'm not that patient and I would just close everything out and then only reopen sites as needed.

Ahhhhh. Isn't that acute.

I don't think that MacBook Air is a good name for this product. They should have gone with Sliver or Wedge.

I don't think that being able to turn Apple coverage on and off is the best solution. I think it's kind of a cop-out. I'm not a fan, so I don't need to see a different article for every feature on every product they have, but I do like to check out big picture articles on Apple products just to keep up with what…

Here's a conspiracy theory. Does anybody think that maybe NBC wanted to get rid of Conan, so they concocted this elaborate plan to give him the Tonight Show and then force him out when Jay wanted back in?

@Sterling Archer: Maybe, but his TBS show probably won't have as large of a viewership because it's not on broadcast TV.

@KaiserSpiegel: You can say it, but that doesn't make it correct.

I seriously didn't know they still made PS2's. I haven't seen one in years. Not that I've been keeping an eye out for them, though.

@King_Faisal_94: Wow. Phones must be getting really advanced if they can be interviewed now.

They're going to announce that the Mac and OSX line are now obsolete and are being discontinued and permanently replaced by the iPad.

@DaveExile: You wouldn't want a car that ran on Windows. It would crash 2 times a day, the airbag would ask, "Are you sure?" before deploying, and you would have to simultaneously lift the door handle, turn the key and grab hold of the antenna to restart it.

@KamWrex: No way. It's almost like he wanted the result to be the opposite of what it appeared to be intended for. Almost.

I can't believe how many people on here are taking this seriously and trying to disprove how effective this is. It's a practical joke, people. He's using a curtain to generate attention when they're normally used to create privacy. Can no one see the irony? You know, they say that failure to detect irony is one of the…

@mipakr: If by pointless you mean entertaining and hilarious, then yes.

@meatbag_pussrocket: I think you're missing the point.

@DrakeDatsun: Agreed, I actually like MC, but could never get into SoE, and I really tried.

@respect: Agreed. It was ridiculously easy, but I enjoyed it.

@Platypus Man: Mystic Quest all the way.

@marius004: For real. The NES doesn't have achievements, 4D graphics, or blast processing. How could it ever have any good games and how could anybody ever care about it?