They make over-produced videogames with pretensions of being deep cinematic experiences which are about as much fun to play as pulling an actual crunch all-nighter and have about as much actual depth as a man sniffing his own fart bubbles in the bathtub.

Going forward, in-game characters will no longer be named after real employees

This is why you should never hire a die-hard true believing fan when you produce something for entertainment.

From the guy doesn’t even pay staff enough money to eat at the office cafeteria. 

Nah. City born and raised here. Milk for life.

Its not that complicated. With the exception of oat milk (which still has texture issues and doesn’t taste as good as milk) - all milk alternatives taste fucking awful. Like dishwater with a teaspoon of moldy flour.

Eh? I don’t even have a twitter account... but I could see the images.

This will never be as good as the source material.

Don’t forget Anna Gunn getting hate mail and death threats because her fictional character was reasonably perturbed by the discovery that her shitbag husband was a drug dealer.

It’s not dating focused, but Pyre has a romance with a female character that can be straight or queer depending on how you answer the questions that establish your character’s identity. 

Its not just the gore, its the length and tempo of the Fatalities.

That was a result of government censorship. Days after Carmageddon came out there was an ‘unofficial crack’ released that reverted them back to humans. Rumors abound that the unofficial crack was created and released by the developers themselves as a plausibly-deniable way of circumventing the censorship.

How he could square being an all-American Christian™️ with QAnon/Illuminati conspiracies is beyond me.

There was a kickstarter ‘spiritual sequel’ It was awful. Borderline scam. 

Your mileage may vary and this is VERY anecdotal, but I used to obsessively play the crap out of these games back in 1995 - 2000.

This kinda makes me wish I had actually logged into my Blizz account in the past 6 months so I could participate and contribute to the drop in users during this time. 

Interesting, I’ve avoided it because of the GTAO experience. I might take a look based on your post. 

Ugh. Are you stupid? 

Because its entirely possible to be a misogynistic asshole without ever actually sexually harassing or assaulting a single woman. 

Meh. Call me when he makes a game that isn’t aggressively mediocre or incomplete.