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As an RPG fan who also plays strategy games, I think that Crusader Kings has more roleplaying than almost every RPG video game out there.

If you’re looking at a portrait of a Hapsburg, there was a reason for the weird chin.

Just stick to eye-contact and you’ll be fine, champ.

Ehhh, the same world where women and in particular women’s bodies are treated as a commodity almost ubiquitously in every form of marketing and media?

At least she’s using her platform to signal boost something meaningful. As opposed to sniping uselessly like a do-nothing idiot on a dying gossip blog.

Europe and NATO countries will re-embrace you with open arms if you elect Biden/Kamla. With the Brexit disaster looming the UK (government) will continue to sit on your lap and wag its tail like a good little doggie no matter what you do. The people Trump has left out to dry and die (i.e. the Kurds) will never trust

For me, the damning part of this statement is the ‘tough decisions’ comment. Its a Prince Andrew level being so self-unaware and out of touch that you think you’re saying the right thing but actually damning yourself. It exposes the fact that these people were allowed to resign (not fired) only because they were outed

Yup, I know the very cartoon you are thinking of.

It’s a wet-ass pussy. Not a wet ass-pussy. You are thinking of the latter. They are singing about the former.

I’m surprised he’s married. I don’t believe he’s ever actually been laid. Hell with how uptight and angry he is I don’t believe he’s even ever masturbated. 

This is a pretty great song. It makes me laugh and it makes me hard. The only downside is it makes me miss my sex-positive, good, game and giving ex. (Lockdown breakups suck yo.) But like all the other complaints leveled against it, that’s really a more of a ‘me’ problem than an actual problem with the song.

I worked at MS during his early tenure. There is a low-key cult of personality going on around the guy and when it became obvious his star was ascendant, all of a sudden the MS lifers were all talking about how they were reading about him, what an amazing guy he was and how his leadership and ideas were the future.

Not really.

Anyone who is sick of watching Phil Spencer or some other interchangeable corporate bot predictably change into another indie game T-Shirt between trailers of mediocre sequels (when they even bother to talk about games) in a desperate attempt to appear human and relatable through an excruciating 45-minute script full