The cops probably took him out for dinner and drinks before dropping him off at home to plan his escape with his parents.  Just… wow.  

Two things leaped out to me here because I have a chip on my shoulder about them:

Super Metroid is all about that mood. It’s so  base heavy and rhythmic. It’s not a soundtrack I’d listen to on the train*, but it definitely feels good while playing. Metroid Prime did a pretty good job of replicating that feeling for the most part.

This is good news, but I can’t help but cringe when I see these pharmaceutical companies coming up with new 50% effective medicines that they have sole possession of and can sell for whatever they like. Who gets this pill? When? For how much?

There are two actors you do not come to with this Ol’ bullshit. Denzel and Sam Jackson. And the fact they don’t tap dance and shuffle around with people is not a reason to be “shaken”, especially if one is a “journalist” asking what one knows is a bullshit question.

I get what they were trying to do, and it’s cute, but the execution is really poor.

I know it’s an iconic album cover, truly a classic, but can they not just produce a new version of the same image? They can use a painting or cg as an homage to the original. Or a new baby that doesn’t have mental health issues after living a life of being famous and having nothing to show for it.

Jesus Christ, really?! That’s a f***ing disgrace.  Especially since people have been using cash much less. I assumed delivery people would appreciate not having to handle filthy bills.  Do you have any links to that story? 

LOL, what the... this is the weirdest thing! “Awful bold”!? “Presume”?! Please tell me more about yourself immediately.

Absolutely. This needs to play all the way out in public.

That’s… a great representation of incarceration and the incarcerated /s.

Every joke a comedian tells is a lie. It’s not real. At all. So no one has the slightest idea what was going on in John Mulaneys house except him and his ex-wife.

Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, eh? So you do believe in universal healthcare, right?

Yup.  This is a classic move.  And it never fails.

Well, it’s fairly obvious how it’s different, but I agree with the sentiment of your comment ie.: This guy crafts a beautiful guidebook and gets buried, while random articles doing the same with less effort get clicks and coins.

And we get the usual suspects out pointing fingers and feeling superior when it’s not a team sport. We’re all losing, and it’s not cute.  

I’m not a huge fan of canceling people forever for their mistakes, but this is a weird place to put your support. One abusive boyfriend, an ignorant homophobe (I know a “joke” when I hear it, and that clown wasn’t joking) with no self control, and a mentally deranged narcissist are your symbols of injustice? Cool,…

Well they do keep posting the same thing over and over, so you’re getting that replay value they keep talking about.  So no refunds.

You just spoke it into existence.

(Late as hell response, but… kinja is a garbage pile you have to sift through as a self-torture hobby.)