I’m a PhD. We are great people with whom to drink.

Anything to promote whitening.

That’s the problem with Mars. You get burnt by rock snakes and retrometabolised by Mysterions.

Mars nowaday is a bit like Antartica or the center of the Earth- we know what’s there now, and that they’re uninhabited. But it is still fun to pretend we don’t and make them into fantasy lands with monsters and advanced civilizations. As long as you are someone who can distinguish between fiction and reality, it is…

Kind of hoping Obama left a tiger behind one of those mystery doors.

I cannot for the life of me understand how the Republicans can stand around and nod like pearls of wisdom, rather than incoherent, mispronounced, garbled, linguistic turds fall from his anus mouth. He is objectively repulsive. His mannerisms, facial expressions, even his gesticulations are painful to watch.

If Trump were to actually attend a birthday party for a child of his other than Ivanka (and I’m guessing he hasn’t), he would rant about how, since that child wouldn’t exist without him and the party is paid for with his money, it’s really his party. And then he would elbow the birthday child out of the way to blow…

I am 100% behind Michael Shanks or David Hewlett.

Let’s check in on the Trump administration after one week:

All I want from a Marvel movie - ANY Marvel movie, don’t care which one - is for Freeman and Cumberbatch to bump into each, look at each other with a “You look familiar” expression, then shrug it off and move on.

This is probably my favorite picture of the day so far. Gods damn,was an amazing pick for Supergirl.

Megabyte? Surely you mean Terror-byte.

Right after David Gerrold puts out his next Chtorr book....

Rob Liefeld, Graham King, and Akiva Goldsmith are developing a series of interconnected movies based on Liefield’s work in the ‘90s-as-hell Extreme comics universe.

Only one day left to drop da colony.

Dance!