Yeah, that’s a lot of words to say “Pornhub.”

You had me at Ban England and Russia

She might as well get a forehead tattoo that says “Dumb-Ass.”

You know, you don’t have to watch Dynasty...

The moniker “Megyn Smelly” is liked over 7,000 times. Now that’s a nickname.

http://247sports.com/Player/Lourawl…

Barkley?

I’d have thought Sir Charles would use a second-tier phone, like a Samsung or Motorola Razr.

“Buh-bye, dickhead”

Oh my.

I actually am black, and I also heard that line from other black folks growing up. But it was mainly a cultural observation as I was accused of “talking white” or “listened to rock music.” Stacey is “ostracized” (wears the victim badge with pride is more like it) by other blacks because of her repugnant views on a…

Say i tain’t so.

Who?

The NFL is a piece of shit league, and football is a cruel, debiltating sport, but dammit, September can’t get here soon enough!

So say goodnight to the bad guy! That’s the last time you gonna see a bad guy like that, lemme tell you.

The Batusi would be kinda kool.
I’m bringing it back.

I’m glad somebody’s saying this. I thought I was the only one who felt this way. I didn’t have a real rooting interest in the game, but I chose the Panthers because Steph Curry (I live in the Bay). Peyton’s win for me was somewhat mitigated by the fact that he didn’t get the (obviously undeserved) MVP, Von Miller…

Unlike Budweiser

OK, “Slash and Friends”

Coldplay was a poor choice. Bey and Bruno seemed to be brought in to save the show, but couldn’t.
They could have made it an all-California show with Metallica, and re-united NWA AND GnR. THAT would have been a halftime show.