It’s surprising that the worse thing isn’t even the god awful narrator, it’s the fact they tried to make an extremely generic and slow looking side scroller appear as if it full of fantastical action. I hate to say it but this really does look incredibly shit. If they’ve managed to copy Astro Boy-GBA’s mechanics…

Reinvention is a tightrope, you only have to look at Resident Evil 6 to know that. Mind you, Resident Evil, like Final Fantasy in some ways has kind of slowly evolved into something else, just turned out in the RE case, it evolved into a pile of old shite.

That comic is actually astonishing in its shitness. The dialogue is so poor, and trying to steal Evil Deads Ash’s lines... ‘Hail to the chief’..... christ almighty.

I’ve noticed a lot of games on the Oculus store taking a price drop as well, seems like sound decision, a lot of these games seemed like ‘people will want something to play so will pay whatever we charge’ mentality, as the market grows into a mass of small novelty games, these things will have to go for a couple of…

Worth remembering someone is getting paid to tell us they call a boss in a video game ‘Big smelly dog’. What a time to be alive. Sigh.

Says released on the 11th on steam but the timer says it unlocks in 21 hours, which in the UK is midnight...

Im in the UK and I’m being told Tuesday

Dark Souls 3 is out on Tuesday on PC. You’ve lied to us. Sob.

Its out Tuesday on PC, we’ve been lied to.

Go tlucky, I booked tuesday off work specifiacally but I happen to be off tomorrow as well, oh happy day!

Tell me about it, now wheres my Cd Keys serial!!

What?? Dark souls 3 is out tomorrow on PC?? I thought it was Tuesday the same as the consoles

I’ll always have fond memeories of Vicarious Visions just because I thought the DS Tony Hawks games they made were great.

Going to be very interesting to see if they can give the combat the ‘weight’ it needs to feel ‘dark soulsy’. It basically looks like DS but if it doesnt play like it people will instantly write it off I feel.

Isnt this the website that was telling us the other week to rush out and buy the season pass for Fallout before the price increased?

I wish the d-pad was still in that position because trying to play a retro game that requires the d-pad and triggers is nigh on impossible, its in such a shitty place and people just don’t moan about it enough.

It lets you play against 15 friends, it’s 16 player....

I downloaded my entire Vita collection to mine and two days later I turned it on and it said the memory card was corrupted. Had to format it. I’ve been scared ever since.

Ive told my tale elsewhere of getting the vastly overpriced 64GB from Japan (£80). It’s of course ridiculously expensive but then being able to have ALL your games on the Vita including the PSone classics........... It’s pretty great.

I got my girlfriend of the time an £80 teddy bear she wanted and she got me the 64GB memory card imported from Japan. We could then both think the other person was an idiot whilst free from the guilt of having made such ridiculous purchases for ourselves. Everyones a winner!