"We're just worried that people who buy the magazine won't know how fat and ugly you really are, Lena. It's important for feminism."

Yes, wring those hands, Jessica Coen, wring them good and hard while you flush your make-up down the toilet and smash your camera because it has a red-eye filter.

Jez,

See, now I just want to take a pic of a turd and see what I can do with it in PS.

If the media cannot respect the hallowed sanctity of a Vogue cover shoot, was feminism even worth the struggle???

When I read that dude's "question", all I hear is "You don't give me a boner. I don't get it."

Ooh and ahh? Just like your mother said last night, Trebek.

Nice headline. Great spelling, dude.

NEVER has this been more appropriate.

Bicorn!

A male bisexual with two dicks? That like, at least, qualifies as a new mythical creature. We need to give him a name - like a centaur or something. Dicktaur?

I can feel the self esteem of many men deflating as we speak.

I'm Fed UPS with the delivery services these days.

Is it strange that the thing bugging me most about Lena Dunham right now is the fact that she took to Twitter to deal with this? Lena, you are a writer. Pen a nice essay and send it over to HuffPo or something. What the fuck are you doing reasoning with the hoi polloi in 140 characters or less? Show some respect for…

Just add Tomlin!

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