The real winner today was the ballboy.

KNEE RAISED <—-

THEY REMOVED THE DOTS ON HER SHIRT?!?? Thank you Jezebel for uncovering this. It's shocking what magazines think they can get away with.

Just once I'd like a company to just say "No, we're not firing him. Go fuck yourself."

The "I acknowledge receipt of this dumb measage, link or video but don't really want to talk about it with you" button.

fuck off

To be fair, #3 might not be the sharpest tool in the shed. His very next tweet was: "The camel ad still cracks me up. I have no idea what they're selling."

Come on, District 9 is a good but very overrated film.

The column is soooo innocuous. Just read it. Fake controversy from Fox and friends.

I believe it's Rouge, not Rogue.

I feel stupid for not understanding the "Africa this way" sign. I get that it's supposed to be an insult... but how?

U guise! How can Gameboy be losing right now?

Is that a Pepsi armband?

First thing I thought of!

What the hell am I doing?

Well la-di-da, Ms. My-Friends-Aren't-Terrible. Maybe some of us aren't that lucky.

I can't imagine anyone topping Lake Michigan.

I'm sure he just walks around making that joke all the time. "Holy macaroni! Seriously, I made Kraft Dinner you guys."

Google+ people! It still exists and is better than Facebook or MySpace. (we just need people to actually use it)

Well, from what I've heard the NBC coverage is truly atrocious, but rather than try to improve it they have decided to silence their critics with bogus complaints. And Zenkel's corporate email is hardly personal information.