‘Tis the season for Jacob Rees Mogg cartoons:

This particular old horror isn’t obscure any more.

Ah - thanks for clarifying. Star for you!

‘I want to thank the @VFWHQ for your devotion to our fallen heroes, unknown soldiers, Prisoners of War, those Missing in Action, and their families. #VFWConvention’

‘Buy Ivanka Trump clothes to look like Kennyanne Conway’, I think I can see the problem there.

Hmmm, Daleks are hate-filled blobs of menacing ideology intent on crushing all opposition in their endless search for racial supremacy - sounds like a shoo-in.

Trade wars are easy to win - aren’t they?

The other issue is that Cody Wilson and co. want to extend universal gun ownership to everyone - not just Americans. They have no respect for nations whose citizens have voted for strict gun control.

I’m rather shocked that with the Trumps unerring ability to attach their names to shit ideas, none of them have launched a cryptocurrency.

I’m really hoping this is business speak for ‘I have to spend all my time with my lawyers working on my legal defence’.

I think it’s Dutch - in which case all bets are off on what happens next.

Judging by the number of Cactuses (Cacti?) on the roads around here, Citroën is doing very well indeed.

You’re right. I’d have thought ‘don’t import massive carnivorous bloated amphibians’ would be on Australia’s operating instructions by now.

Is it just me who’s feeling sorry for the poor innocent volcano in the top photo that’s been dragged into this mess?

Unless the designers have explicitly waived copyright then yes it is a copyright design. But I imagine they’d be thrilled if other people wanted to use the design after asking permission.

MI-5 would long since have taken him and a couple of bags of concrete on a nice drive to the edge of a quiet lake in an abandoned quarry deep in the woods right in the middle of that military testing area that no one is allowed to enter.

Good news for our Aussie friends - there’s a good chance the Trump blimp is going Down Under:

Americana fans will be delighted to know that this leash is modelled on one used by Vladimir Putin to control his favourite pet.

He needs to throw John Bolton a bone every now and then.

That’s the *best*????