I played the Halo Trial on my PC for YEEAARS... It had free online multiplayer, to an extent (Blood Gulch only, I could really only join previously made games, but nbd), and the sole single player level... was this one. I have all the ins and outs of the Silent Cartographer better memorized than anything in World 1-1…

I'm assuming I could easily Google that, but at the same time I don't want to. Because now I'm imagining what his "Plank" would look like.

Can we agree to stop putting up this artist's renditions on 90's cartoons. It was cool the first time I saw it but I realized rather quickly that his art style is monotonous, boring, and takes every character and turns them into a bland trope.

It's like taking a cartoon and redoing it in the most tone deaf, obnoxious style possible.

It starts with Doug but becomes quickly obvious the artist can only draw one face per gender. Because the main character's nose looks MAYBE like a real interpretation of it...but after that they all. Look. The. Same.

What are you talking about? If I draw a person and then give them blue skin it's CLEARLY a grown up Skeeter!

They're not even well drawn. This shit is garbage.

Is there some sort of agreement between Kotaku and the Artist of these? Almost His entire line has been posted, like some kind of weird advertising, for well drawn but substantially indistinguishable designs?

Please stop posting this guy's shit.

Is this the same guy who did the sponge bob thing? Seriously, did you guys lose a bet?

To be fair, Doug himself seems to have turned into the main character from the Bully games.

Did Tite Kubo drew these because they all suffer from same face syndrome.

Can we not take a lot of awesome series and make them all look like preppy douche-nuggets?

Sorry, that was mean.

Great artwork, for sure. Just not to my taste when it comes to characters I grew up with. Haha.

I like how all these "90's cartoons grown up" involves everyone turning into either models or hipsters. Are all these made by the same artist or do they just happen to have similar styles?

So they all had nose surgeries growing up?

For the love of monkeys, it is Clan, not Clain.

Hmm considering I bought Bioshock Infinite new for $19.99 a couple of months ago I'd imagine you could probably get the console or PC version of this for the same price or even lower than the cost of this crappy port .

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