Creepypastas are soooo fucking stupid. It's just a video game, grow the hell up.

This is a badly written creepypasta. Using MS DOS emulator while the game uses images from your "My Pictures" folder?! Bullshit...

My god...okay, if this is how difficult the puzzles are going to be in this game...I'm not even going to bother because there's no way I would have ever figured that out on my own...

about choked on my coffee

2048.6.3 is probably the game's release date.

It's common to preface single-digit dates with 0 for cataloging. That way dates line up in both numerical as well as chronological order.

Can't believe you didn't mention the amazingly memorable music. I'm very disappointed. :'(

Pierce Brosnan. Aging perfectly like a good wine.

Goldeneye is the best Bond movie. The entire opening scene is full of one liners that I still can perfectly quote from memory today. Hell, every now and then I use the phrase, "Finish the job James, blow them all to hell!", when appropriate, which is all the time.

You know...I actually have a bit of a soft spot for the 2008 Alone in the Dark.

Don't get me wrong; it was NOT a good game. Worse yet, it took the weird mythology of the series and made it markedly dumber.

But for all that, it had some ideas that were interesting and ambitious in theory, even if they were cumbersome in…

Or, you could wait for him to get halfway through the battle and just take control back and beat it yourself. Then always bring up how amazing it was that you beat it but he didn't.

Where is the nsfw fish if you need it??

Dead Space is one of the finest crafted horror series, ever. While people shit all over Dead Space 3, i loved it. The opening was great, the open world space hub above the ice planet Tau Volantis was fantastic, and the co-op was solid, and Visceral pulled it off better than most. Let's not even speak of the stellar…

Pretty sure Evolve is not gonna be a local co-op.. Not sure even that would help your situation much, though.

Same problem as Resident Evil. The enemy was designed to mutate or evolve into something stronger. People don't like change. They want to play the same game with a different skin until that starts to get boring.

In the last week USPS has left two packages sitting on my porch in the pouring rain, leaving with very wet merchandise. And yes, one of them for certain it was raining WHEN they left it. Nevermind they were small enough to fit inside my screen door. UPS left me one today, in a pastic bag so it wouldn't get wet. USPS…

an argument over shipping methods/companies...people will fight over anything

USPS sucks just as bad. just because you've been lucky with one, doesn't mean problems don't exist.

I work in a mail room, and that's simply not the case.