Those are freaking amazing. I want a cat one. But then I'd feel terrible about eating it, and I'd end up just staring at it all day ;_;

Soda is sugary and sticky.

Haha. Unfortunately, yeah. I swear, everytime I bring my cans in, I'm like "Man, I'm going to get at least $50!" and then I walk out with $4.50

I stated it as my opinion, not a fact. And who knows if he even enjoyed this? It'd be pretty weird if he did, seeing as how that would be the stickiest/weirdest feeling ever. I'd imagine the only reason he actually did this was for views/his five minutes of internet fame.

This gif, I like it!

Lol, that'll be fun to clean up :P

Yeah, a lot of people have complained about it, so hopefully whoever runs Kinja is looking into it. That, or just give us an official iOS/Android Kotaku app! ^_^

And now my comments are that "grayed out" kind again. What gives? I haven't been "grayed out" and "awaiting approval" since I signed up forever ago.. :/

Right? Good lord, don't try using the comment system while on a mobile device. When I type anything in while on my tablet, Kinja suddenly re-words everything. It goes from "Hey everyone, I'm a walrus" to "hheYY everON , ,,, iII've AWalk r uS"

I'm glad I'm the reason you stick around. <3

Well wouldn't the sticky/sugary liquid also clog up the drains? That's what happened at my work's bathroom (where the employees end up dumping their sodas). The thing clogs up like crazy afterward.

Well shit, I'll have to try that out! That's pretty cool.

Oh God, make the laughter stop!

On the plus side, think of how much money he'll get back from returning the cans!

Ah, I see. The video didn't show up the first time I commented for some reason. I forgot about that scene, hah. Good stuff.

Haha, it's all good. A few people have already said about the same thing, thinking the acids would help clear the drains. It makes sense that it would, but unfortunately it does not. :(

Except this doesn't "REALLY get to me". I said the guy is an idiot, and posted a gif from Futurama that everyone uses when someone does stupid shit. Doesn't mean I literally am going to fly to a dead planet and create robotic life.

Do eeeet!

*barf*

Unfortunately, you're right on both accounts. Yeah, he'll end up making bank on Youtube views/ad money. Soda is indeed almost completely worthless, other than that it helps your thirst, if you really needed something to drink, and that the acids in the drink help clear out your stomach. But other than that, it's…