This is the best Jalop story I have read in ages! Love that you not only revived this doomed car, but were able to race it. Looking forward to more updates!

They may have had to stop the carwash. I’m assuming she either

Probably my favorite thing about being married with a kid is how it broke me free of the obsession with being “cool”. People are too worried they will look lame in a minivan. Fuck that. I am lame and IDGAF. I’d rock a minivan if they were available electric. I only have 1 kid, but a van is like a driving swiss army…

I don’t want to get between two dogs circling a bone in the backyard, but I will point out that the marketing teams for Ford and Tesla must be feeling pretty good. “We got em talking!” 

I think the other person kinda gets it.

exactly, and the answer to that statement is: “ really, that is none of your business, and this is to let you know that I am recording this interaction”!

I assume that you fought it?

‘Cop says “You don’t look like you should be driving around in something like this” Whatever the hell that means.’

I WAS IN THE POOL!

WELCOME TO TESLA - WOULD YOU LIKE TO TOUCH MY MONKEY?

Also, nobody builds a factory for the capacity they need today; they build it for the capacity they hope they’re going to need in a few years.

I just assumed he took away the employee break rooms.

The debris problem is also what plagues/plagued KIA and Hyundai engines. In the Korean case, oil passages would get blocked. Toyota’s are exhibiting spun main bearings (ends up blocking the oil passages in the bearings - crankshaft and bearing material begin to weld themselves together. Deeper technical explanations…

Good to know, thanks!

bruh you have NO CLUE what you’re talking about.

I used to live in Port Huron, MI and had family in Illinois. That tire was always a welcome sight because I knew that I was about 45 min from home. Now that I live in Cleveland I don’t get to see it on my frequent trips to see family in the Detroit area. Next time I may have to get off I-75 on the Southfield and get…

I live in Metro Detroit. Coming up or down I-94, it’s something I never tire of seeing. (See what I did there? I crack myself up!)

I’m from Detroit and I’ve always wanted to ride on the ferris wheel inside this tire!

Who needs Viagra when your car can give you this much wood?