The first time I drove a car with a lot of those safety features I damn near drove off the road and came close to be rear ended. The warnings went off and I looked down at the dashboard to see what the car was complaining about rather than looking the road. Turned out it was over reacting to oncoming traffic in a…

I like the blind spot monitoring, it’s a very objective aid. All the other nannies are just enabling people not paying attention when they drive. 

I’m getting used to my Ranger, but I’ve left auto stop/start enabled, I like adaptive cruise, but I’ve turned lane keep assist off.  

When I had lane assist in a car in Europe I found myself fighting it about 95% more than it was useful.  If I got too close to a line it would try to pull me back, but on those tiny back roads it was near impossible not to be too close to one line or the other for its sensors.  I just turned it off and, you know,…

I like your Transit Photoshop. I wonder if my wife would let me do that to hers?

Came here for the “slaps”, was not disappointed.

Not enough minivans! Keep the best Sebring vert, sell everything else, and pick up a couple turbo vans.

Got to keep the Stratus just so he can yell this at family dinners:

It ain’t worth keeping unless it was Jon Voight’s LeBaron.

Oh I guess that makes sense, takes a long time to get to the land. Surprised they aren’t reusing “interior crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater” somehow after the tiktok rebirth of Chip Da Ripper.

You’re clearly streets ahead.

Slaps? Like Mac Dre Circa 2000? Damn, these kids don’t know their history. Where are you, California, bay area?

This is the typical way Old People adopt the language of youths.

Rob, I do not believe the kids say “on fleek” these days. I think now things “slap”. Or so I’ve been told.

I can and I will! Haha

“OMG the car is on fire, get out and grab what’s important!”

Learning about Chuck Norris Action Jeans is my greatest internet learning moment of 2020.  

Ford not liking someone because of their genes is taking this whole throwback thing a little too far.

To this day, when I’m out shopping and I hear the beep, I think of the fun I could have on Supermarket Sweep.