There was a very faint rumor that F1 was looking in to Mid Ohio. The source? The famous Honda pedestrian bridge was taken down last off season. 

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I would buy the heck out of that van, Hoser

My college roommate, who currently plays for the Dolphins (and grew up in a similar living situation as yours), attended the race as well. He was feeling a lot of the same feelings as you were. Even though he is well off now, he still buys the gas station sunglasses, shops deals at Target, and even drives a very…

Boxed wine is better because Tour De Franzia

I thought they should have painted the curbs on the course to look like gators

You basically described my typical weekend attire. But I live in the midwest

I didn’t have a problem with the fake marina. I had a problem with them not making it Florida enough. Where were the fake gators infesting the fake water? Where’s the clapped out fishing boat owned by tweakers?

Curious what he thinks of WWE wrestling. I have a hunch...

During one of my behind the wheel sessions, the instructor started giving me directions towards a strip mall. Asked me to park, then ran inside to grab something. She then directed me to ANOTHER store, and that’s when I realized I was running errands as her driver. At one point, she told me to practice pulling in and…

MY family had one while I was growing up. It was suppose to be my first car when I turned 16. Then my older sister forgot the van doesn’t have ABS and totaled it. Once I found out she was ok, I was very mad at her

*takes long drag of cigarette*

My tradition is to name the vehicle after the seller’s spouse (if buying used).

Showing this to the wife so she can stop yelling at me for being in the backyard

Oh thats rad. I just slapped Hellcat badges on all my Chrysler vehicles (Renegade and 200).

I have an air horn on my van. I’ve never used the horn more than I have now

Oh man, I had a Renegade with that engine and trans combo. I know exactly what plate you’re talking about, and I’m pretty sure it’s still in my garage of random crap.

Way ahead of ya: 3.73 gears, high flow catted x pipe, non-chambered cat-back.

What’s the over/under on Pitbull mentions/appearances/references while on site? Gotta be at least 20.5

I think Jalopnik wrote about why Watkins isn’t a good location anymore. IIRC, the surrounding area couldn’t accommodate the spectators and teams like other locations could.