HOW DARE YOU BE SARCASTIC ON THE INTERNET

I’m gonna be that guy and tell you the FoRS is AWD. But I see where you’re coming from. I’ve actually seen more Golfs (Golves?) and Focuses (Focii?) in their lower trims and engines than their high performance variant on tracks.

I was in the market for a hot hatch when the RS came out. Went to the dealer ready to take one home, but the dealership had the RS roped off and wouldn’t even let me sit in it. They didn’t believe I was ready to buy a car that day, and probably assumed I was some young punk who wanted to joy ride it. It also was…

The mother in law has a house in Henderson, I might just stay there and enjoy the festivities around it

Focus RS comes to mind.

No that will 100% happen. 

We’re the US of A, we always want the bigger car

CAR TOO LOUD

OK GUYS, LET’S NOT MESS THIS UP. TOYOTA IS GIVING THE STATES THE CAR WE BEGGED FOR, LETS NOT LET THEM DOWN.

Didn’t think I’d find a more elementary take than “Nascar doesn’t take skill to turn left all the time”, but here we are

Great ad placements there, though

I saw pictures of old Nelson Ledges...yikes. The new one rocks, and is the perfect size track for “slow-car-go-fast” type of racing

Although it hasn’t happened yet, this already looks boring as heck.

Seeing how Miami GP’s prices are in the mid thousands, I already know this race will be out of my budget

I couldn’t disagree more. 

there are no “best parts”

Id rather this than the yachts to be honest. Every Grand Prix has their own influence and flavor. Why poorly imitate Monaco when the US can embrace the stereotype and flood the lake with gators and fan boats?!

I know it’s a parody. But it’s a bad parody too.

You know what would be a good idea for these stations? Nap rooms.

I don’t want to beat a dead horse here, but that cat on the hood is hilariously placed