Cowboy hat.

Turn key ignitions in new vehicles are not extinct yet. So why is this such a big deal?

I had a goldfish named Princess Monster Truck

I’ve got a buddy who named one of his kids Maverick after the Top Gun character. I always egg him on and say he named it after the Ford vehicle

FIFY

It basically was a poorly run SRX series but with a bunch of Jags. Idea was great on paper, execution fell way short

This guy seems fun at parties.

Got to company lease one for a year. Tons of fun. Lot of Abarth bolt on bits fit on the toaster. Is it fast? No. Is it very capable off road? No. But it sounds cool and rows gears

Renegade was a cool vehicle when it was offered with a manual and the abarth turbo engine.

came here to say this

So I can drive a Caravan from that era and say it’s made with hot rod parts?

I honestly don’t hate this idea. #1 team in the NFL plays with 11 players, #2 plays with 12, and so on. That’d be outrageous

I like 4, but with a power to weight ratio. Eliminates idiots with money getting their hands on fast cars they can’t handle.

I see a ton of Ruckus elements in this bike. It’s like if the Grom and the Ruckus had a baby bike.

She got offended when I told her that her vehicle preference was a bad one. That should tell you enough about her

Wife of my best friend came to me saying she wanted a Chevy Trax because “they look great and have AWD”. I immediately told her that those cars are crap cans that yield terrible fuel economy and horrible interior room. She took offense to it and got really upset. So I caved and said, “If you really like it, go buy it.”

V6 Challenger with Scat Pack badging

Truthfully, an Ecoboost powered Transit Van can check off most of these boxes. OR the diesel variant

It’s....a....video game?

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