I am fully anticipating a van boom with him. His cousin was the late great Chris Farley. Matt Foley editions of Transits equipped so you can live on a steady diet of government cheese down by the river. 

As an individual with a lot of mass to move around, I need all the clearance I can get. Function over form for me. Give me all the space possible to squeeze my rear end through that doorway.

This sparks a question: What good does an HOA provide? Most of the times, the houses or townhomes all look the same, your neighbor is either connected to you, or a few feet away, some HOAs cut your lawn for you, us with car hobbies cannot collect or even work on vehicles in their driveway. What do the dues go to then?…

Investing in ETFs does not sound fun.

I think Cleveland just got AOL instant messenger a few years ago. We’re behind a bit 

Cleveland

I drove a Renegade with the same engine: 1.4T and 6-speed manual. The exhaust clamps right after the cat, which means I removed that and routed it to exit the side. It was a toaster Abarth!

I’ve been ironically using “slaps” and now it’s part of my vocabulary

The thing I hear around here is “slaps” for something that is good.

Make all vehicles with side pipes

Why can’t we have both? Surely Halen is the better era, but you can’t discretit almost the entire 5150 album.

I found an giant poster of this ad at a flea market. It’s framed and hanging in my mudroom of the house.

Currently updating tooling drawings with Code Orange blasting on the headphones as we speak. We’re allowed to have music out loud at our desks as long as it’s not disruptive; I’ve just assumed my colleagues will not agree with my choice of music to listen to in the office. 

Finally! Someone else who shares my take on listening to metal routinely. Silent Planet is a great band live. All my non-metalhead friends say stuff like, “I’ll listen to metal when I need to lift or when angry.” I used to blast thrash bands like Exodus and Overkill while knocking out hours of studying in college.…

It’s assumed 

So the Fit is no go?

I’m all for brand pettiness in car design. My favorite is the last generation Chrysler 200's lower center console mat. It includes a Detroit skyline with a glaring omission.

Deeper rumor, Ford will discount your Bronco by an undisclosed amount if you wear Chuck Norris Action Jeans

It’s something that will make me want to hit off road parks, but only traverse through the more mild parts of it. I ripped through an off road park with a base manual Renegade. Got stuck several times no thanks to the all season tires. But it was fun to just crawl through smaller water features and mild trails. 

For someone like me or the missus. The Bronco is really cool, but it’s something I’d rather rent for a weekend or a vacation. I don’t need all the off road goodies the Bronco has. I don’t see myself climbing rocks or ripping through dunes often enough to necessitate the Bronco. I like a decent looking SUV that has…