Never understood the infatuation with shag carpeting. I rule all van floor carpeting be lined with the only carpet that matters:

Well I am getting married this July and would LOVE for this to escort the wedding party. You hear than Bandago?!

Van extra curricular activities are unforgettable experiences

They finally dialed in a head gasket that doesn’t incinerate.

I always said if I ever win the lottery, or somehow get my hands of a ton of money, I would find people who own cars like these and buy it off them. I would love to own a manual Aerostar. I’d give them an offer they cannot refuse.

Finally, someone who gets it. Whenever I leave the house, I do a pat-down of my pockets: phone, wallet, keys, butter puck.

I’m more of a roll guy myself. I’ll slice a puck off for the date.

Was really hoping “sleeper” meant someone stuffed a Coyote engine in it. A sleeper van you can sleep in AND gap unwary racers?! Sold

Understood, just spreading the word. Home Improvement is on there as well.

Fair enough, just spreading the good news that it’s available

It’s entire collection is on Hulu right meow

Trying to figure out how they wired a spark plug to the exhaust. Did they take out one of the wires and now the engine runs one less cylinder? did they find a near matching wire set with one extra wire? 

Aren’t all pie emergencies, pie problems?

Idk about you guys, but a mix of mayo and ketchup on your top bun with a thick tomato slice underneath is grounds for a refreshing burger.

My pie problem is that I don’t have one in front of me

The TC is as much of a minivan as the ones listed. Can fit 5-7 people. Easy entryway through sliding doors. The 4 cylinder is more than enough to haul kids and gear. 

Step it up to the max and roll out the salted amish butter roll.

This will fit great in my new scooter!

Yup, did not catch that

Unlikely, but they’ve got the look of it